Sure, the Reds were banged up by the Mets yesterday, but the White Sox helpfully destroyed the Cardinals at the same time. While they embarrassed the Reds, too, at least we didn't give them 11 runs in one inning.
There were two of us. Now I'm pretty sure it's just Jacci. Christina had to go be more awesome in California. I lack the skills and finesse of an actual writer, but I'm trying to keep it insightful, funny, and heartwarming.