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Here's a weekend recap all short and sweet style. Playing crazy games like Run Around the House Every Time a Silver Car Drives By with the 12 year old cousin for three hours leaves one rather exhausted. Anyway, here we go!

Friday: Aaron Harang and Chris Carpenter pitching. Still no Griffey. Todd Coffey is a hoss (so is Harang). Reds win 1 to 0. Albert Poo-Holes (creative, mature and original name, huh?) is a jerk.

Saturday: Dave Williams and Sidney Ponson pitching. Still no Griffey. The game was tough to watch. Cards win 9 to 3. Albert Poo-Holes continues to be a jerk.

Sunday: Bronson Arroyo and Mark Mulder pitching. Still no Griffey. The lead was changed many times. Cards win 8 to 7. Albert Poo-Holes surpasses previous jerk level records and steals the game with a walk-off homer in the 9th. I also think he has planted remote controls in all the balls so he can either send them out of the park or easily guide them to his glove and make it look like he has talent. Because he's a jerk.