The Tale of Sir Casey (or I Have a Lot of Trinkets)
The following is a product of boredom and an excess of cute decorative items:
Once upon a time there was a peaceful land.
One day the peaceful land was invaded by an evil dragon.
The valiant but diminutive Sir Casey, with his shining foil armor, came to save the day.
There was a tremendous battle (in my kitchen).
The brave Sir Casey's back was injured. Luckily he escaped with only a few fractured vertebrae, but will be out of action for 6 to 8 weeks.
In the end, the dragon was vanquished...
And Tiny Sir Casey got all the ladies.
THE END
Coming up next, the Marlins at the Reds.
4 comments:
LOL!
Must be some Pirate's curse...
At first I thought this was going to be a South Park story, but it was much better than that. I feel good knowing that Casey was able to save the flamingo in the margarita glass. 'twould have been a shame to see her perish.
Long live Tiny Sir Casey!
You know there's going to be a Tiny Adam Dunn giveaway this season? Saturday, May 13. You'll be glad to know he's clean-shaven.
Yes there is. And I'm pretty sure we're gonna be there that day. We'll get Tiny Casey a new friend. And I had no idea the beard comment would be such a hot topic.
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